Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for “better treatment”? I’d ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you’d probably be able to get a lot of free games.

Apparently everyone has seen this video, as it has about 30 million views on YouTube.  Anyway, I think it is rad so here you go.

Was watching an episode of South Park the other day and to my surprise this came on:

Remind you of anything?

Obviously, the Buttertub legal team will be on top of the situation.  We can not allow this blatant rip off!!

Her human half is quite nice, but most can’t get past the horse bottom.

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My vote is mixed between:

1.  …fit under your beehive hair.

OR

2.   not just be props in a dirty 1960’s porn…

Or stuff a mini basketball or 2 in there?

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. “Hear that?” you say. “That’s dynamite, baby.”

If he wants to stand on it, let him, or lift leg like a dog, fire away I’d say…

he just likes to party, clearly…