Just put down the axe Gramma, we don’t need fire wood, nor less legs, nor socialism…

But why lie?  Just tell it how it is:

At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be “Clark Kent, Dentist,” because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, “How’s my back tooth?” and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, “Oh it’s okay,” then the patient would probably say, “Aren’t you going to take an X-ray, stupid?” and you’d say, “Aw fuck you, get outta here,” and then he probably wouldn’t even pay his bill.

except for one or 2 engrish mistakes…

I would investing in wrestling stock if they had it, but unfortunately I don’t know who would buy it from me once I had it.

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