no kidding

“Music, Cool!  Steroids, Awesome!”

I bring you this wonderful (fake) story from The Onion for two reasons.  One, because it is funny, and I like funny.  And two, because Andy really likes Jose Canseco, so it makes it even more funny.

“Imagine taking steriods all night long, how cool would that be,” said Canseco.  “Then multiply that by 100.  That’s how much fun this party’s going to rule.”

(Now I am hoping Andy doesn’t return the favor by watching and commenting on the premier of the Deion Sanders’ reality show on the Oxygen Network.)

With the birth of a new son I have been quite sporadic with my postings lately.  When I return to work in a couple weeks I will have more time to focus on not doing my job and instead posting to the Buttertub.  Being home all day really puts a cramp in my posting schedule.

After going through this second pregnancy I am certain that if men had to give birth there would not be any crowding problems in the world.  There would definitely be only one child in our family.  The epidural would be started in about week number three on me.

“I wish…” is something I heard often during the past nine months.  Be it, “I wish had to do through this” or “I wish for one day you could feel this pain.”  Thankfully my wife does not have any magical powers.

Is this cool or not?  I can’t decide.  These kids had a root beer kegger “to kind of make fun of the school” for suspending kids for a real keg party.

“We just wanted to have some root beer in red cups and just make it look like a party.”  I agree it is definitely not a party unless real beer is involved.  Beer is wonderful!!

Little too much information about what was going on at the time of the incident.

After the amazingly eloquent postings about office pooping and half goat half men, it just doesn’t seem possible.

If I recall correctly (and I do because I went back and looked), Andy recently included in one of his powerfully moving entries a tangent (you show me a fifth grader that knows what that word means and I will show you a nerd) that included the likes of Prometheus, Zeus and Hercules.  What kind of elementary level reader would be able to follow that digression.

Shove off, readability test!