A nurse weights newly born Nadezhda, who weighs 17 pounds, 1 ounce, in Barnaul, a city in the Siberian region of Altai. Tatiana Khalina, 42, delivered the girl, weighing 17 pounds, 1 ounce, by Caesarean section Sept. 17 at a small maternity clinic in southern Siberia. Nurse Svetlana Gildeyeva also said the Sept. 17 birth went smoothly, and mother and the child were fine. She said the baby, Nadezhda, was transferred from the small clinic to a maternity hospital in Barnaul, a larger city. However there are said to be serious health concerns for baby Nadia. Nadezhda is mother Tatiana Khalina’s TWELTH child – adding to a brood of eight sisters and three brothers, all of whom weighed more than 11 pounds at birth.

Meatloaf wasn’t just a good singer, but a good mathematician as well…

Because clearly some Everybody [shouldn’t] be Kung Fu Fighting, Cause some people aren’t “fast as lightening”. Nor are their pants.

So, I was on Bourbon Street the other day drinking a Huge Ass Beer and minding my own business, when this guy said I could take a picture with the Huge Ass Beer sign.  Of course, who could say no to this offer? 

Come to find out these photographs with the sign will cost you $5.  They are most definitely a wonder keep-sake, but not really worth $5.

Fair enough, we got pictures with the sign; I will pay the $5.  Well, all I had was a $10 bill (which, by the way, I had just spent a $3.75 ATM processing fee to get).  The nice man offered to make change.  He then offered to take some more pictures with the sign; thinking this was part of the original $5 we obliged.  Guess what?  It wasn’t, those pictures also cost $5; he didn’t need to make change anymore.

Learn from my mistakes.  Do not take pictures next to stupid signs when you are in New Orleans.

Want to get into the VIPeep room?  Careful, it gets hot in there, the chicks just melt.  No really, they melt…