They can be deadly…  …to everyone…

…use him as an ashtray.

So legendary American quarterback Brett Favre announced his retirement yesterday, leaving several Favre fans unable to cope. But are these the people that should be worried? Emotionally yes, but financially, the rest of the world should be concerned!

Below here is a VERY scientific graph I created showing the stock market since Brett Favre was part of the NFL (click to enlarge):

Notice the ups and downs in the graphs associated with specific Favre moments of grandeur and less-than-greatness. And nothing else possibly could have been happening at those times, if they did, it was completely by chance and in no way indicative of the Favre Stock Indexer (FSI).

It would be very evil of me to make fun of this happy young lady, so I will take the high road and say something nice.

Those tires sure look sturdy.

As much as this guy?