The actual advertisement below is very rad. Not sure why South Carolinians would be upset.

I received this email from Alain Calvin today.  Looks like I am pretty lucky he found me.  This along with the £500,000.00 I won this week from the Microsoft Award Team (why exactly would an American company award an American citizen in British Currency) should make me very wealthy.

 

From: alain,

Dearest One,

 

That’s kind of gay.

How are you and every members of your family hope fine Good a thing to write you. I have a proposal for you-this however is not mandatory nor we will in any manner compel you to honour against your will.

Good, I’m glad giving my bank account numbers to a total stranger isn’t mandatory.  Thanks for clearing that up.

Your profile pushed me to send you this mail, I am Alain Calvin 22 YRS OLD , the only son of my late parents Mr.and Mrs.George Clavin. My father was a highly reputable business magnet (a cocoa merchant) who operated through out West Africa during his days.

 

His dad was a business magnet, I am a chick magnet; seems like we would have had a lot in common.

It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one of his business trips broad. Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of his who travelled with him at that time. But God knows the truth! My mother died when I was just 4 years old, and since then my father never hide anything from me.

Before he made the trip to france that lead to my misfortune (his death) He called me,explained to me the reason why he will make the trip and also told me that he has the sum of four million five hundred thousand United State Dollars

(USD$4.500,000) deposited in one of the bank here in Abidjan Ivory coast West africa,which he disguised and ordering the transfer through a help of a foreign partner for the future of I and my younger brother. The deposit document which I have in my possession carries my late father’s name as the depositor, while I’m the next of kin on the same document.

I am just a student university undergraduate and really don’t know what to do.

 

Contacting someone in another country you don’t know was definitely the right way to go.

 This is because we have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory coast. The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life.

 

Really, the death of the person that raised you actually brought sorrow.  Seems far fetched, this isn’t a scam is it?

we are in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards. Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded.Now permit, me to ask these few questions:-

1. Can you honestly help me ?

 

Are you questioning my integrity?

2. Can I completely trust you?

  

I don’t see why not.  I mean you did randomly email me.

 3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the money is in your account? Please Kindly consider this and get back to me as possible if you wish to help, please we sincerely in need of your urgent attention.

Thanks and God bless you,

Yours Sincerely

ALAIN CALVIN