This is an amazingly unfortunate product name.  I’m sure the crap didn’t actually work and was doomed to fail anyway, but man that name is bad.

They may even have cream fillings…

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: “Mankind”. Basically, it’s made up of two separate words - “mank” and “ind”. What do these words mean ? It’s a mystery, and that’s why so is mankind.

Don’t worry about the other weapons…

They should have been able to compute that -

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.