This doesn’t mean Jose is any less awesome, just more lazy it sounds to me…

This would have been a great video for Dance Party Friday, but I can not wait until Friday to bring you the awesomeness of this dude.

She’s tough and clearly a professional critic and she also agrees with me that Deion needs to take a hike! What’s up she says, and also that it’s not the 1990’s anymore, it’s 2000. It might even be 2006 or 2007 by now… She disabled embedding the video, but it is here.

This lady got shot between the eyes and the bullet didn’t make it through her skull…

“Music, Cool!  Steroids, Awesome!”

I bring you this wonderful (fake) story from The Onion for two reasons.  One, because it is funny, and I like funny.  And two, because Andy really likes Jose Canseco, so it makes it even more funny.

“Imagine taking steriods all night long, how cool would that be,” said Canseco.  “Then multiply that by 100.  That’s how much fun this party’s going to rule.”

(Now I am hoping Andy doesn’t return the favor by watching and commenting on the premier of the Deion Sanders’ reality show on the Oxygen Network.)

So since I’m so much smarter than kids, and it is certainly needed to break down their self esteems and dreams of being mermaids, I got to thinking a few things about The Little Mermaid that didn’t seem right…

1. Why the f wouldn’t Ursula the Sea Witch just stay as the hot chick all the time instead of the fat and ugly sea witch? I mean, clearly she has the power to do so. I mean, just look at the difference here:

2. King Tritan refers to the humans as “barbarians”. Come on man, it’s the 21st century, get over the prejudice bit. Granted the show was made back in 1989 so maybe the racial tensions between mer-folk and humans was different back then.

3. So clearly Mer-people know how to write, Tritan wrote his name on the scroll, and I’d hope he would have taught his 16 year old daughter to do the same. Enter the deal where she give her voice in exchange for legs and to be with the Prince. Hell girl, write you damn name out and tell your story; the Sea Witch didn’t steal your hands did she?

First saw this on Media Morgue and thought it was awesome. There are many more to come. Cincinnati news has a good thing going.

We here in Montana have been getting an unusually high amount of politcal attention the last couple weeks.  With that I bring you a love song by the Montana band The Clintons.