Or stuff a mini basketball or 2 in there?

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. “Hear that?” you say. “That’s dynamite, baby.”

If he wants to stand on it, let him, or lift leg like a dog, fire away I’d say…

he just likes to party, clearly…

There was a time I also couldn’t afford a delicious 99 cent chili cheese burrito, but yesterday passed quickly and now I can’t afford one today either, crap…

It does have its benefits…

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. “Oh, no,” I said. “Disneyland burned down.” He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

…Is at SpongeBob under the Stars ice skating festival or in the privacy of your own home - I think this is nether…